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Once upon a time, there were kings and peasants. The king would pay off some peasants by making them nobles. The nobles would crush the peasants on behalf of the king if the peasants ever got mean. Then America came along and said no to kings, no to nobles, and no to peasants. In America patriots crush the government if it ever gets mean.
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