Get an Amazing Tolerance to Idiots Glass.
Frankly, some problems just ain’t worth fixing. Your tolerance for idiots is one of them. America should not be more inclusive, more tolerant, or more generous. America should EXCLUDE idiots, DETEST tolerance for imbeciles, and exercise WAY LESS generosity to fools. Enough!
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Tolerance to Idiots glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.