Get a Bite Me You Liberal Morons Glass.
You know their plan. Liberals want to politicize everything so they can control everything. In combat, we call that expanding the battle space. Hold the line. Tell the liberal morons, "Bite me!"
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Bite Me You Liberal Morons glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative minded friends.