Gift an NSFW No Habla Fucktardo Glass.
Any way that you say it let it be known that you do not wallow in the Fuckard muck; the mind-numbing dribble, hysteria, arguing meaningless issues, and narcissism. Nope, you have no interest in these tedious gestures or unreasoned ideas. You just want them to leave you alone so you can have a good drink and enjoy your life.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated No Habla Fucktardo glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.