Gift an Epic My Dog is Smarter Than Your President Glass.
Biden’s no canine, but he needs a security detail to keep him from weaving into traffic. He doesn’t wear a leash, but he needs a handler to tell him where to go and what to do. He’s not housebroken either! That’s why he wears a diaper.
Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated My Dog is Smarter Than Your President glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for the most red-blooded conservative of your friends.