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Awake Definitely Not Woke Glass

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Get a Naughty Awake Definitely Not Woke Glass.
We do not need critical race theory in schools, drag queen story hour, or new holidays that erase our history. We need an alarm clock loud enough to jolt 400 million sleeping Americans. Wake up and smell the tyranny. It stinks!

    Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Awake Definitely Not Woke glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for the most red-blooded conservative of your friends.

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    Awake Definitely Not Woke Glass

    Awake Definitely Not Woke Glass

    $19.99
    Pint
    Wine
    Whiskey