Buy an I Identify as a Patriotic American Glass.
Today, many people choose to identify as some very unusual and often bizarre things. To each their own. You say that such things are silly and meaningless in the big picture. What matters is one's integrity and commitment to doing what is right, like all Patriotic Americans.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated I Identify as a Patriotic American glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.