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Your imagined mental illness is not a national crisis. Your ginned-up "traumas" are not the country's responsibility. Your narcissistic tantrum is not grounds for a nationwide protest. We're not your therapist, you whiny liberal brat. Shit - your therapist can't even fix what you've got!
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