Buy a Straight Christian Conservative Glass.
People of faith have always been an enigma and threat to the left. Today, what used to be normal and respected is now, somehow, a threat to life and all that is good in the world. But hey, we can’t worry about those little pea brains. No matter what we do, they will shriek hysterically. Stay ahead of their liberal cries and ask them upfront about the best way to jerk their chain with this proactive design.
The bullets used to make these Straight Christian Conservative glasses have been specially produced without any lead or powder residue, so they are perfectly safe to drink from. But only you know that. To everyone else… Well, let’s just say that James Bond isn’t going to have anything on you. When you set this glass on the bar, it will make a real statement.