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Get a Failure to Comply With Our Rights Magnet. Liberals can never be revolutionary, because they can never tell the truth. They can never tell the truth, because they do not believe there is such a thing as truth. People...

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Grab a Special Joe Biden Sucks Magnet. He’s been in politics for half a century. He’s lost his mind, and his motor skills are right behind it. He’s riding this country’s ass straight into an open grave, so it dies...

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