Get an Epic Here's Donny Glass. To Democrats, their lefty friends, and the narrative media, Donald Trump is that wild-eyed, snarling, drooling madman with an ax in hand. But to rational people, he's taking care of business and draining the...

Get a Special Punisher - Color Glass. America’s enemies and all enemies of freedom fear The Punisher. That singularly American attribute of overwhelming force against all who threaten her. Be proud that we stand up to tyrants and fascists. Commemorate...

Get an Incredible Thou Shall Not Try Me Glass. Prepare them for what is to come should they choose to test your mood. You will probably need several of these glasses strategically located in your home and at work for...

Get an Amazing Deplorables For Trump Glass. If you’re a Deplorable--and you know it--raise your glass! Hillary Clinton meant “Deplorables” as an insult. Instead, it has become a badge of honor and a rallying cry for Trump supporters everywhere. This...

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Get an Epic Biden is an Idiot Glass. The best case Democrats can make for the corrupt Biden Administration is that he’s too stupid to be so bad. But both things are true. Joe Biden is a cowardly, craven, corrupt...

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