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Gift a Naughty Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Glass. It is said that a picture is worth a thousand words, so we thought we would make this easy for RINO’s and other week kneed sunshine conservatives. The message on this...

Buy a Naughty I Like Big Butts and Small Government Glass. The nine most terrifying words in the English language: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." The nine most satisfying words in the English language: "Honey, I'm...

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