Get an Amazing My Family Guns Glass. Conservatives believe in family values. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, Glocks, ARs, Sig-Sauers. Come for our family, and we promise you'll never see yours again. The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned...

Gift a Unique Screw Biden and Screw You Glass. Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Screw Biden and Screw You glasses are your...

Gift a Cool My Rights Don't End Where Your Feelings Begin Glass. Snowflakes have feelings too, but who cares. Not all liberals are snowflakes, but all snowflakes are liberals. In both cases, they cannot tolerate opposition of any kind and...

Buy a Head so Far Up China's A Glass. We used to think Jinping was the name of China’s national leader. Now we realize it’s the sound of Chinese money hitting Biden’s bank account. Jin-PING! Jin-PING! Jin-PING! No wonder Joe...

Gift a Funny Come and Take It You Sleepy Asshole Magnet. Gun owners are very patient. Ever fended off sleep while waiting in a duck blind? Ever silently cursed when a deer heard you rustle in the woods? Ever tracked...

Get a Legalize Seuss Glass. They want abortion to be legal and make school prayer illegal. They want gay marriage to be legal and make gun ownership illegal. They want domestic terrorism to be legal and make Dr. Seuss illegal....

Buy a Quirky Trumpkin Glass. Nothing is scarier to a Dem or lefty than the Orange Man, President Donald Trump. Given their unhinged behavior towards Trump, this distinctive and ingenious Trump-O-Lantern should send them screaming. Halloween is mere days ahead of...

Get a Democrats are the Virus Glass. America's been suffering a pandemic for much longer than the year 2020. Symptoms you may have noticed: high taxes, low freedom, rampant corruption, failure of half the country's mental faculties. Diagnosis: Democrats! We're...

Get an Epic Kiss my Merica Lovin Country A Glass. Hey, we’re all inclusive. Doesn’t matter who you are, if you hate America you can plant those puckers right on our country asses. Sad part is some Democrats would actually...

Our Proudly Patriotic glassware features: Glass made and decorated in the USA Duratuff treated for extra strength and safety Light Top Rack Dishwasher Use The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and...

Our Proudly Patriotic glassware features: Glass made and decorated in the USA Duratuff treated for extra strength and safety Light Top Rack Dishwasher Use The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and...

Get an Amazing Die On My Feet Magnet. You want to live in a gun-free zone, liberals? You have plenty of options. Detroit. Baltimore. Washington, D.C. Anywhere in New Jersey. Oh, where’d we get this list? We’re just reading from...