Get a Quirky Chef Boy Are We Screwed Glass. Joe Biden has cooked up a five-course-face-fuck for this country and he hasn’t even finished a first term. Bam! Now we’re cooking. Please, hold the dessert, America’s eaten enough shit already....

Get an Epic All I Want for Christmas is a New President Glass. Dear Santa, you’ve probably gotten a couple million letters already this year. What with Covid-19 quarantines and frozen global supply chains, we can imagine that Christmas lists...

Buy a Special You're a Great Great Dad Color Glass. It ain’t easy being the boss, the chief, the decision maker, the man of the house. That’s what makes our fathers our heroes. Despite it all, they make do and...

Our Proudly Patriotic glassware features: Decorated in the USA Duratuff treated for extra strength and safety Light Top Rack Dishwasher Use The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our...

  MADE IN THE USA Great for indoors or outdoor usage Fade-Resistant and Water-Repellent Heavy-Duty Magnets are UV coated to resist fading and cracking Your values speak for themselves. But sometimes the world just doesn’t get the message. Let our...

You don’t want to know what happens when they finally run out of Greek letters to call the latest variant. They’ll start naming them like they do hurricanes, and they’ll start with the names of their heroes. The Stalin Variant,...

Buy a Naughty I Like Big Butts and Small Government Glass. The nine most terrifying words in the English language: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." The nine most satisfying words in the English language: "Honey, I'm...

Buy a Unique I Stand with Israel Glass. On December 6, 2017, President Trump recognized Jerusalem as the capital of the Holy Land of Israel. We show our support for our great and only true ally in the middle east,...

Gift a Funny Trumpinator I'll Be Back Glass. President Trump has spent much of his first four years “terminating” the problems and policies created by Barack Obama and the Democrats.  Electing President Trump to a second term would allow him...

Get a Gun Love Magnet. Noooooow we get it. The Dems want us to improve our aim! Well, why didn’t they just say so? Next time they come around, don’t you make the mistake thinking they want your guns. They’re...

Get an Amazing Welcome to the Shitshow Glass. Ronald Reagan said it best, "When you get to the swamp, it starts to feel like a jacuzzi." Washington, D.C. is a den of vice and lies and graft and corruption. Drain...

Buy a Suck on my Noob Tube Glass. Definition of noob? Someone who STILL thinks they can come for the cannon and not get the cannonball. Sorry, Democrats, but stupid should hurt. From the looks of it, you haven’t felt...