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Our Proudly Patriotic glassware features: Glass made and decorated in the USA Duratuff treated for extra strength and safety Light Top Rack Dishwasher Use The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and...

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