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SKU: 2M101-2041-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-10 items)
PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware
VENDOR: Patriot's Cave
Buy an Incredible I Suck at Apologies Glass. Do you struggle to find the right words, the right place and time, or even the will or desire to apologize? Not to worry, the handy design on this glass can speak...
SKU: 2M101-2236-D
Get a Funny Of Course I Talk to Myself Glass. Believe it or not, some conservatives live in New York City, Los Angeles, and other blue strongholds. And when you're surrounded by nothing but liberal schizophrenics and Democratic henchmen, OF...
SKU: 2M101-2056-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-24 items)
Gift a Unique In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Glass. Personal responsibility is a crucial component of conservatism. But, sometimes, it just isn’t enough. After all, we are human and can occasionally go off the rails when left to...
SKU: 2M102-2128-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-17 items)
Gift an Amazing That's a Horrible Idea What Time Glass. We all have that friend or relative who skirts the edges, always looking to play an angle. Their ideas are so out there that sometimes you just have to shake...
SKU: 2M102-2044-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-13 items)
Gift an Epic Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me Glass. Come on man, you are that sparkle, the source of energy, and the spice of life wherever you go. Have a bit of selfish fun with this tongue-in-cheek...
SKU: 2M101-751
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-1 items)
Buy a Funny Mostly Peaceful Glass. Undoubtedly, you remember the idiots in media and lefties across the country calling the rioters rampaging through the streets “mostly peaceful.” Here is your chance to make them worry. They know what they meant...
SKU: 2M102-2132-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-4 items)
Gift an Amazing I Totally Agree With Myself Glass. You have unfettered access to the most reasonable, thoughtful, intelligent, and fair individual on earth – you. You know this because you’ve lived with you your entire life. Wouldn’t you agree?...
SKU: 2M101-2045-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-3 items)
Get an Incredible Thou Shall Not Try Me Glass. Prepare them for what is to come should they choose to test your mood. You will probably need several of these glasses strategically located in your home and at work for...
SKU: 2M101-2165-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-2 items)
Grab a Naughty Talk Shit Get Shit Glass. We believe in equality. Live your life, make your money, pursue your happiness. Run your mouth. But just remember: we treat everybody the same. Sometimes the price of freedom’s a fat lip....
SKU: 2M102-2234-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-5 items)
Get a Unique I'm Not Rude Glass. If your friends get offended when you say what you think, they are not friends, they are cellmates. If your boss polices your language at work in case you upset HR, you are...
SKU: 2M101-2039-D
Get an Incredible I'm Not a Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone Glass. There is a good reason broadcasters use a time delay for live events. Give fair warning to your cohorts that talking with you on speakerphone may...
SKU: 2M101-2365-D
AVAILABILITY: In stock (-6 items)
Buy a Special If I've Ever Offended You I'm Sorry Glass. Our freedom doesn’t stop where your feelings start. Blood and sweat were shed for that freedom and your tears and tweets ain’t gonna undo that. As George Washington used...
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