Gift an Incredible Roses are Red, Kamala's not Black Glass. The family of f*ck-up’s dirtying the White House are crazier than the characters in a Russian novel. The President is insane. The Vice B!tch is a fraud. And POTUS’s only...

  Joe Biden has a lot in common with Brandon Brown's stock car. They both run on noxious fumes. They both risk crashing and burning at any second. And they both take 1st place for going round and round in...

Get a Quirky FU46 Glass. Following the most successful and effective leader and President in our country’s history requires an exceptional individual. Unfortunately, we got an exceptionally incompetent and corrupt individual, a lifelong creature of the swamp. Support him in...

Have you seen the one about the man who acts like an old bag who's so crazy, incontinent, and senile they have to be ferried around by a driver? No, it's not the plot of Driving Miss Daisy. It's Joe...

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Grab a Funny Whoever Voted Biden Owes me Gas Money Glass. Did you vote for Biden? Then you have one of two options. Option One: Pack your bags and move to Beijing. You’re no longer an American patriot. Option Two:...

Buy a Head so Far Up China's A Glass. We used to think Jinping was the name of China’s national leader. Now we realize it’s the sound of Chinese money hitting Biden’s bank account. Jin-PING! Jin-PING! Jin-PING! No wonder Joe...

Grab a Funny My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass. At least the cat knows the difference between Meow Mix and Kibble. Biden doesn’t know his elbow from his asshole, a protest from a party, or a fraud from...

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Get an Incredible I Could S a Better President Glass. While Geriatric Joe is pooping in his diaper, we’re sitting here realizing we could poop a better president than the one we got now. Biden took office and he took...