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Let's Go Brandon! Glass
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SKU: 2M102-8185-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-502 items)

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

  Joe Biden has a lot in common with Brandon Brown's stock car. They both run on noxious fumes. They both risk crashing and burning at any second. And they both take 1st place for going round and round in...

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Roses are Red, Kamala's not Black Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2410-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-260 items)

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Gift an Incredible Roses are Red, Kamala's not Black Glass. The family of f*ck-up’s dirtying the White House are crazier than the characters in a Russian novel. The President is insane. The Vice B!tch is a fraud. And POTUS’s only...

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Joe Sucks Kamala Swallows Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2268-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-277 items)

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Get an Amazing Joe Sucks Kamala Swallows Glass. Liberals love orgies, and this is the weirdest threesome they’ve ever come up with: Joe, Kamala, and America. Gross, gross, gross. Just. Ew. Joe sucks, and Kamala Swallows. Give us a minute,...

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Whoever Voted Biden Owes me Gas Money Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2327-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-6 items)

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Grab a Funny Whoever Voted Biden Owes me Gas Money Glass. Did you vote for Biden? Then you have one of two options. Option One: Pack your bags and move to Beijing. You’re no longer an American patriot. Option Two:...

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Joe and the Hoe Gotta Go Glass
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SKU: 2M112-2238-D

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Have you seen the one about the man who acts like an old bag who's so crazy, incontinent, and senile they have to be ferried around by a driver? No, it's not the plot of Driving Miss Daisy. It's Joe...

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United We Stand Biden We Fall Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2244-D

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Gift an Epic United We Stand Biden We Fall Glass. The saddest thing about Joe Biden is just how pathetic he is as a villain. Instead of a criminal mastermind, an evil genius, a ruthless tactician? A bumbling fool, a...

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I Stumble Less Than Biden Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2307-D

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Buy an I Stumble Less Than Biden Glass. Your nieces and nephews should stumble down the stairs. Not the men in your family. Papa Biden can barely put one foot in front of the other when walking, let alone one...

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Head so Far Up China's A Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2292-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-88 items)

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Buy a Head so Far Up China's A Glass. We used to think Jinping was the name of China’s national leader. Now we realize it’s the sound of Chinese money hitting Biden’s bank account. Jin-PING! Jin-PING! Jin-PING! No wonder Joe...

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My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2287-D

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Grab a Funny My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass. At least the cat knows the difference between Meow Mix and Kibble. Biden doesn’t know his elbow from his asshole, a protest from a party, or a fraud from...

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Jihadi Joe Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2358-D

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Gift an Incredible Jihadi Joe Glass. Dementia Joe is their undisputed MVP. We need Trump Back in Office! The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Jihadi Joe glasses...

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Joe Biden Sucks Finger Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2384-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-3 items)

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Get a Joe Biden Sucks Finger Glass. Richard Nixon is famous for flashing his V-for-Victory peace signs. Donald J. Trump is famous for his mega-watt smile and muscular thumbs up. We think it’s high time to popularize two sky-high middle...

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Dear Democrats Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2433-D

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Buy a Dear Democrats Glass. The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Poo a Better President glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The...

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