Adult / 18+ | Funny Apparel, Glassware, Accessories & Gifts

Adult / 18+ Designed Apparel, Glassware, Accessories & Gifts

Don't Be a Richard Whiskey Glass Don't Be a Richard Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
No Habla Fucktardo Whiskey Glass No Habla Fucktardo Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Whiskey Glass Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Got a Dig Bick T-Shirt Got a Dig Bick T-Shirt
From $24.99
Don't Be a Richard Pint Glass Don't Be a Richard Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Pint Glass Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Morningwood Lumber Co Whiskey Glass Morningwood Lumber Co Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Have a Nice Day .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass Have a Nice Day .308 Bullet Whiskey GlassOn Sale
$16.49 $18.99
I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green Whiskey Glass I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Wine Glass Don't Be a Rooster Lollipop Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
No Habla Fucktardo Pint Glass No Habla Fucktardo Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Two Words One Finger Whiskey Glass Two Words One Finger Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Deja Poo Whiskey Glass Deja Poo Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Peeking Gender Sign Whiskey Glass Peeking Gender Sign Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Peeking Gender Sign Pint Glass Peeking Gender Sign Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
No Habla Fucktardo Wine Glass No Habla Fucktardo Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Morningwood Lumber Co Pint Glass Morningwood Lumber Co Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Mine Counted Too Pint Glass Mine Counted Too Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Shaved my Butt for This Whiskey Glass I Shaved my Butt for This Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Got a Dig Bick Whiskey Glass I Got a Dig Bick Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Mine Counted Too  Nordic Mug Mine Counted Too  Nordic Mug
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Warning My Sense of Humor Whiskey Glass Warning My Sense of Humor Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Two Words One Finger Pint Glass Two Words One Finger Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Shhhh Nobody Cares Whiskey Glass Shhhh Nobody Cares Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Deja Poo Wine Glass Deja Poo Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Dark Humor is Like Food Whiskey Glass Dark Humor is Like Food Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
S U Whiskey Glass S U Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Like Big Butts and Small Government Whiskey Glass I Like Big Butts and Small Government Whiskey Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green  Wine Glass I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green  Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Got a Dig Bick Pint Glass I Got a Dig Bick Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Don't Be a Richard Wine Glass Don't Be a Richard Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Deja Poo Pint Glass Deja Poo Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Two Words One Finger Nordic Mug Two Words One Finger Nordic Mug
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Peeking Gender Sign .50 Cal Bullet Pint Glass Peeking Gender Sign .50 Cal Bullet Pint Glass
$27.99
Dark Humor is Like Food Wine Glass Dark Humor is Like Food Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Dark Humor is Like Food Pint Glass Dark Humor is Like Food Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Two Words One Finger Wine Glass Two Words One Finger Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
S U Wine Glass S U Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
S U Pint Glass S U Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Peeking Gender Sign .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass Peeking Gender Sign .308 Bullet Whiskey GlassOn Sale
$21.99 $24.99
Morningwood Lumber Co Wine Glass Morningwood Lumber Co Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
Mine Counted Too .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass Mine Counted Too .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass
$21.99
I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green Pint Glass I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Shaved my Butt for This Wine Glass I Shaved my Butt for This Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Shaved my Butt for This Pint Glass I Shaved my Butt for This Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Like Big Butts and Small Government Wine Glass I Like Big Butts and Small Government Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Like Big Butts and Small Government Pint Glass I Like Big Butts and Small Government Pint Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99
I Got a Dig Bick Wine Glass I Got a Dig Bick Wine Glass
MADE IN USA
$14.99

Some of our glassware, T-Shirts, and other items are made for Adult/18+ shoppers at our website, Patriot‘s Cave. These items may have profanity or other offensive material on them, but adults love ‘em. One has the message “F Biden and F you .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass. This is a glass made to impress, and it has a genuine bullet piercing the glass.

The copper bullet is lead-free. Just as offensive is the “Impeach This – Color Whiskey Glass.” It has a red, white, and blue image of Trump with both fingers up. Finally, the “Stick Figure – Fuck Your Feelings .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass is appropriate for the Adult/18+ group. Browse our website to find your favorite glasses in whiskey, wine, or beer sizes.

How much is shipping on Adult / 18+ Products?

If you order $75 or more of Adult / 18+ Products and other products after discounts and promotions are applied, your order will be shipped for free. Shipping charges for purchases under $75 depending on the individual shipping companies. We offer Economy Shipping, Ground Shipping, and Select Saver Shipping. Shipping time usually takes between 3 and 7 business days. Please allow 2-3 business days for processing your order of Adult / 18+ Merchandise. Our helpful online ordering will inform you of the shipping charge before you finalize your order.

How can I pay for Adult / 18+ Merchandise?

Paying for Adult / 18+ Products at Patriot’s Cave can be completed with major credit cards. Some of these are Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, and others. We also accept PayPal. We will immediately begin processing your order, but we ask you to please allow 2-3 business days for processing. We will determine the total amount of your purchase plus shipping charges before you finalize your Adult / 18+ Merchandise order. If you are under our $75 free shipping after discounts and promotions, you may only need to order one additional item to qualify for free shipping if you like.

What are your refund and return policies on Adult / 18+ Products?

We offer a return policy that must be completed within 30 days of the date your order was shipped. Please use our returns form when sending back your Adult / 18+ Products. The merchandise you are returning must be in its original packaging. It must also be unused, unaltered, and undamaged. Merchandise that was custom-made for you may not be returned for a refund. If you are returning a product, it must have been purchased from our website, and you must include any accessories with it. We do not cover shipping costs for returns, but upon request, we will send you a USPS First Class or Priority shipping label. The cost of shipping will be deducted from your return amount. Exchanges are not offered at this time, and customized Adult / 18+ Merchandise may not be returned. Please note that a Restocking fee of 10%-30% may be deducted from your return.

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