Adult / 18+ Designed Apparel, Glassware, Accessories & Gifts

Adult / 18+ Designed Apparel, Glassware, Accessories & Gifts

No Habla Fucktardo Glass No Habla Fucktardo Glass
$19.99
Got a Dig Bick T-Shirt Got a Dig Bick T-Shirt
From $24.99
Morningwood Lumber Co Glass Morningwood Lumber Co Glass
$19.99
Screw U Glass Screw U Glass
$19.99
Peeking Gender Sign Glass Peeking Gender Sign Glass
From $19.99
Mine Counted Too Glass Mine Counted Too Glass
From $19.99
Don't Be a Richard Glass Don't Be a Richard Glass
$19.99
Have a Nice Day Glass Have a Nice Day Glass
From $19.99
Deja Poo Glass Deja Poo Glass
$19.99
Two Words One Finger Glass Two Words One Finger Glass
$19.99
Shhhh Nobody Cares Glass Shhhh Nobody Cares Glass
$19.99
I Got a Dig Bick Glass I Got a Dig Bick Glass
$19.99

Some of our glassware, T-Shirts, and other items are made for Adult/18+ shoppers at our website, Patriot‘s Cave. These items may have profanity or other offensive material on them, but adults love ‘em. One has the message “F Biden and F you .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass. This is a glass made to impress, and it has a genuine bullet piercing the glass.

The copper bullet is lead-free. Just as offensive is the “Impeach This – Color Whiskey Glass.” It has a red, white, and blue image of Trump with both fingers up. Finally, the “Stick Figure – Fuck Your Feelings .308 Bullet Whiskey Glass is appropriate for the Adult/18+ group. Browse our website to find your favorite glasses in whiskey, wine, or beer sizes.

How much is shipping on Adult / 18+ Products?

If you order $100 or more of Adult / 18+ Products and other products after discounts and promotions are applied, your order will be shipped for free. Shipping charges for purchases under $100 depending on the individual shipping companies. We offer Economy Shipping, Ground Shipping, and Select Saver Shipping. Shipping time usually takes between 3 and 7 business days. Please allow 2-3 business days for processing your order of Adult / 18+ Merchandise. Our helpful online ordering will inform you of the shipping charge before you finalize your order.

How can I pay for Adult / 18+ Merchandise?

Paying for Adult / 18+ Products at Patriot’s Cave can be completed with major credit cards. Some of these are Visa, MasterCard, AMEX, Discover, and others. We also accept PayPal. We will immediately begin processing your order, but we ask you to please allow 2-3 business days for processing. We will determine the total amount of your purchase plus shipping charges before you finalize your Adult / 18+ Merchandise order. If you are under our $100 free shipping after discounts and promotions, you may only need to order one additional item to qualify for free shipping if you like.

What are your refund and return policies on Adult / 18+ Products?

We offer a return policy that must be completed within 30 days of the date your order was shipped. Please use our returns form when sending back your Adult / 18+ Products. The merchandise you are returning must be in its original packaging. It must also be unused, unaltered, and undamaged. Merchandise that was custom-made for you may not be returned for a refund. If you are returning a product, it must have been purchased from our website, and you must include any accessories with it. We do not cover shipping costs for returns, but upon request, we will send you a USPS First Class or Priority shipping label. The cost of shipping will be deducted from your return amount. Exchanges are not offered at this time, and customized Adult / 18+ Merchandise may not be returned. Please note that a Restocking fee of 10%-30% may be deducted from your return.