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I Was Going to be a Democrat for Halloween T-Shirt

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The expressions you'll get from the left with this funny Halloween Shirt will be priceless! Grab our "I was Going to be a Democrat for Halloween" T-Shirt just in time to wear for Halloween. Gift them to all your Conservative friends and spook your Democratic neighbors! 

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