Gift a Special Hogg Coltrane 84 Glass. Boss Hogg and Rosco P Coltrane, peace officers extraordinaire, chased the General Lee clear across the Reagan administration. Those were the days when humor was funny, being a patriot was a good thing,...

Buy a Unique Patriots Protect their Country Glass. Once upon a time, there were kings and peasants. The king would pay off some peasants by making them nobles. The nobles would crush the peasants on behalf of the king if...

Buy a Unique Liberty or Death Flag Glass. We are all familiar with Patrick Henry’s proclamation. But, what about the preceding sentence; Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and...

Buy an I Identify as a Patriotic American Glass. Today, many people choose to identify as some very unusual and often bizarre things. To each their own. You say that such things are silly and meaningless in the big picture....

Gift an Amazing Make Lying Wrong Again Glass. Political doublespeak, Fake News, narratives, the lust for power, and plain old ass-covering all seem to get a pass these days. No one will call out the lies and distortions meant to...

Get an Incredible Did you America Today? Glass. You brushed your teeth. You made your bed. You packed your lunch. You shampooed your head. But did you do the most important task? Did you America today? Do we even need...

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Get an Epic Be Anything Be Free Glass. It seems that today, anyone can be anything merely by their desire. You can literally be anything you want, especially in America. Some folks want safety at all costs; others seek Big...

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