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President Trump Announces 2024 Bid!

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President Trump Announces 2024 Bid!
Last night Donald J. Trump announced that he is running for president in 2024. Shortly after 9pm EST, Trump entered the ballroom at Mar-a-Lago, took to the stage, and said, “In order to make America great and glorious again, I am announcing my candidacy for president of the United States. 

A History of Thanksgiving

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A History of Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving marks the start of the annual holiday season and we don’t know about you, but we are ready for a double helping of turkey and all the fixins’. And then a nap. And then football on TV. While we love turkey leftovers for days, the best part of the holiday is that family and close friends come together. The chaos of the outside world recedes and the warm glow from the spirit of togetherness as well as from the bird slowly browning in the oven fills American homes. Thanksgiving is a day when patriots count their blessings and recount what they are thankful for from the year past.

Celebrating Those Who Served on Veterans Day

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Celebrating Those Who Served on Veterans Day
Veterans Day is celebrated across the nation with parades, speeches, military reenactments, and commemorative events. Patriots and veterans gather at war memorials to honor all those who served. A national Veterans Day observance is held each year at Arlington National Cemetery. November 11, 2022, marks the 101st anniversary of the Tomb of the Unknown Solider, which will be commemorated with a wreath-laying ceremony.

Top 10 Funny Conservative Glassware At Patriot's Cave

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Top 10 Funny Conservative Glassware At Patriot's Cave

If you’re reading this patriotic post, you probably know us well and visit us here often. But for those of you who are new here: Hi. We’re Patriots Cave. Like you, we are patriots and we’re here to protect, defend, and promote conservative values. And we’re really funny. We mean it, we’ve got a super fun, funny, quirky sense of humor. So what do you get when you mix our killer sense of humor with our conservative values? Some really funny, quirky, sometimes offensive glassware. But they’re only offensive to liberal snowflakes. You, as a patriotic conservative with a fantastic...

2022 Midterms Are Almost Here - Is A Red Wave Ahead?

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2022 Midterms Are Almost Here - Is A Red Wave Ahead?
2022 midterms are fast approaching and we’re ready for a red wave. Actually, come Tuesday, November 8, we are hoping for something more like a red tsunami. Conservatives will head to the polls to make their voices heard about issues that have the strongest impact on Americans. We’re talking about inflation, gas prices, and crime. You know – the things that are strongly impacting everyday life for hardworking, average Americans across the country.

Patriot's Cave Remembers 9/11/2001

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Patriot's Cave Remembers 9/11/2001
This year marks the 21st anniversary of 9/11. September 11 is observed as Patriot Day, a day dedicated to commemorating the lives of those who died in the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon in Virginia, and those who perished when the hijacked flight crashed in Pennsylvania. Patriot Day also honors those who made the ultimate sacrifice by attempting to rescue the victims of the terrorist attacks.

Best Patriotic T-Shirts For All Occasions

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Best Patriotic T-Shirts For All Occasions
Patriotic t-shirts are just as American as the Fourth of July, baseball, and apple pie. They are the best way to root for the home team. When paired with jeans (or jean shorts), they constitute a true American uniform. It is hard to imagine celebrating being an American without getting dressed for the occasion, and we’ve got the shirts that will display your patriotism. Read on to explore our guide to the best, most badass, and otherwise greatest patriotic t-shirts.

The Definitive Patriotic Trucker Hat Guide

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The Definitive Patriotic Trucker Hat Guide

The appeal of the trucker hat is hard to deny. They keep the sun out of your eyes while still letting the wind blow against your hair. Or, for the hair follicly challenged, they keep the sun off your scalp. Because of the unpretentious origins the trucker hat, they retain a down-to-earth quality that is effortlessly cool. If you’re reading this, then you’re probably shopping for a new trucker hat. Even if you don’t think you’re in the market for a new trucker hat, you’ll probably want one by the time you finish reading this post. Either way, join us as we share a little history on the trucker hat, talk about the hat’s design and how to wear one, and offer up some killer shopping suggestions for trucker hats that you probably can’t be without.

Great Gifts For Trump Supporters

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Great Gifts For Trump Supporters

The midterm elections are just around the corner and the next presidential election will be here before we know it. There is no better time than now to get your favorite Trump supporter (or yourself) that special gift that really shows #45/#47 all the support he deserves, and if that gift also communicates “Let’s go Brandon” then all the better.

Top 5 Conservative Content Creators

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Top 5 Conservative Content Creators

An increasing number of Americans understand that the bulk of what they get from the mainstream media is heavily curated propaganda. If you’re like us, you have turned to conservative content creators to help get the real story. We have found the interviews, footage, commentary, videos, and opinions that we have read and watched on these conservative content creators’ social channels and YouTube, as well as their websites to be highly elucidating. Below we list some of our favorites and describe why we love them.

How to Throw a Patriotic Pool Party This Summer

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How to Throw a Patriotic Pool Party This Summer
Summer feels like the most patriotic time of year. The season starts with Memorial Day, where we remember our fallen heroes. We then move on to the patriotic holidays, which of course are Flag Day and the Fourth of July. At the end of the season, we commemorate Constitution Day to recognize the signing of the document that defined the basic rights of U.S. citizens. Since we are feeling the American spirit all summer long, it seems only natural that we celebrate in a way that is unique to summer. So break out your American flag banana hammock or bikini, and read on about how to throw the best patriotic pool party ever!

Celebrating Flag Day 2022

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Celebrating Flag Day 2022
“That the flag of the United States shall be of thirteen stripes of alternate red and white, with a union of thirteen stars of white in a blue field, representing the new constellation.”