Are you trying to finish out your gift buying with an eye on the budget? You are in the right place; the vast majority of Patriots Cave merchandise costs $25 or less. We thought we would help just a bit and have compiled a shortlist, in no particular order, for your inspiration.

Waking up Christmas morning to stockings overflowing with treats and gifts is a cherished memory for many. Finding fun and worthwhile gifts that fit in a sock can be a challenge. Fortunately, a large number of items here at Patriots Cave are both small enough for stocking stuffers, and cool enough to please anyone on your stocking stuffer gift list.

Beer is an amazing beverage with an infinite variety of styles, flavors, and ingenuity. If there are any beer lovers on your Christmas list (who doesn’t have a few), Patriots Cave has all the gifts s that they will cherish for years to come. Here are a few ideas that sport our particular Patriots Cave brand of patriotic humor and sarcasm.

With all the upheaval and uncertainty of 2020, Christmas is an opportunity to deliver some patriotic fun and normalcy. Patriots Cave is the best place to look for that type of gift for the special woman in your life. We have assembled a shortlist of gift ideas for her to make your Christmas shopping just a little easier and fun.

Always conscious of our customers’ needs, Patriots Cave has taken the time to put together a shortlist of eight unique gift ideas for that man in the picture. Whether spouse, sibling, SO, kids, grandparents, or friends, there is sure to be something here to make that day of celebration one to remember.

Here is our list of suggestions, in no particular order.

They are at it again; those whiny ass losers on the left can't seem to live by the same rules everyone else plays by. We see it every time they don't get their way; the petulant toddler pitching a hissy fit in the candy aisle.

We saw it in 2016, and we have watched time and again for years as Democrats and all their lefty minions attempt to change the rules every time they lose. We are subjected to endless wailing, handwringing, and hyperventilating as they claim to be the only "just cause" worthy of consideration.

You could call today's Democrats "The P Party." Read more and find out why.

Not surprisingly, the Narrative Media and their accompanying polls consistently show Sleepy Joe with a solid lead nationwide; It's Déjà vu all over again (thanks, Yogi).

Our corrupt ex-vice president saw his lead increase after the first debate and remains ahead in the polls despite his lackluster, clock-watching final debate performance.

Where the first debate was like a bare-knuckled brawl, the second and last debate, while heated, was generally civil. But, there was an 8000-pound gorilla on the stage (that's right, 8000, not 800).

In the notably bizarre and surreal year of 2020, even presidential debates can be upstaged. This was certainly the case in the final Trump/Biden confrontation.

Let’s take a look at some of President Trump’s wins. Although this is but a sampling, the accomplishments of Trump’s first four years in office are legendary. There is no way to fit all of that into one article. Still, this may take a little while; time to go grab your favorite Super Trump gear and glass for inspiration and refreshment.

Trump 2020 – Keep America and Keep America Great

Here we go again.

Have you ever seen an entire population lose their collective minds and abandon all semblance of rational thinking? The hypocrisy of the Democrat party is thicker than the goo at the bottom of the DC swamp.

The passing of The Notorious RBG somehow seemed to come as a surprise. Her advanced age of 87 and numerous severe health issues over the years, even recently, should have made this probability undeniably obvious.

What do you expect from liberals who can’t even be honest with themselves?

WARNING: This blog contains graphic depictions of hypocrisy, reality, and truth. Those of insufficient emotional intelligence should proceed with caution as this content can trigger the unsophisticated mind.

Patriots Cave is in no way responsible for any irrational reactions.