No one is perfect. That we freely admit. But some people are a lot better off than others. Are you healthy? Congratulations. Have a job? Bully for you. Are you a registered Democrat? About that… We can’t help you with that.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated If You Ever Feel Stupid glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.