Buy an I Stumble Less Than Biden Glass.
Your nieces and nephews should stumble down the stairs. Not the men in your family. Papa Biden can barely put one foot in front of the other when walking, let alone one word in front of the other when speaking. Baby Biden, stop stumbling!
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated I Stumble Less Than Biden glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.