Buy a Naughty I Like Big Butts and Small Government Glass.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language: "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." The nine most satisfying words in the English language: "Honey, I'm feeling lonely, and I need your help." Wink, wink.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated I Like Big Butts and Small Government glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.