Get an Amazing F Socialism Glass.
In this house, we don’t show socialists the door. We punch socialists in the face. If you choose the company of Mao Zedong, Xi Jinping, Adolf Hitler, and Joseph Stalin, you’re no friend to America. Patriots only. Fuck socialism.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated F Socialism glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.