Listen, honey. You asked for the list why you can’t date him anymore. So I’ll give you the list. First, he came over wearing a BLM hoodie. Fine, free speech is free speech. Whatever. He’s young and stupid. Second, he said no to your mother’s cooking because it wasn’t vegan. Third, he wet himself when I was cleaning the pistol in the garage. Fourth, … I mean, if he changes his gender like he says he’s going to, isn’t that the Friend Zone? Never mind. We’re getting off topic. Fifth…
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