Buy a Liberal Fears Glass.
If we count all the made-up things liberals love to hate, then the list of liberal fears would be too long to fit onto a single glass. We'd need a whole barroom for that. The 2nd Amendment. The Constitution. The Bible. The American Dream. Capitalism. Hard work. Logic. Reason. You. Me. Us. If it's good, they want it gone.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Liberal Fears glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.