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Get an Incredible Know Your Parasites Glass.

Somebody call up the Audubon’s outdoor guides. We need a new field book for spotting crazies. The first entry? Senile Democrat Politician. (Latin name Loco liberalus.) Identifying markings: Cotton-white hair, sidewalk-crack wrinkles, and hand gripping any nearby underage girl. Prime example: Joe Biden. CAUTION: Likely deranged. Extremely dangerous. Probably drooling.

    Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Know Your Parasites glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for the most red-blooded conservative of your friends.

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    Know Your Parasites Glass

    Know Your Parasites Glass

    $14.99
    Pint
    Wine
    Whiskey