Gift an Epic I'm Not Cranky You're Just Stupid Glass.
We’ve all been there; our liberal friend just doesn’t understand (a) humor, (B) sarcasm, (C) the Constitution, or anything that doesn’t fit their ideological worldview and narrative. Give them a helpful explanation with this pointed message identifying the real issue.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated I'm Not Cranky You're Just Stupid glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.