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Buy a Suck on my Noob Tube Glass.
Definition of noob? Someone who STILL thinks they can come for the cannon and not get the cannonball. Sorry, Democrats, but stupid should hurt. From the looks of it, you haven’t felt the pain yet.
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Suck on my Noob Tube glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.
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