Buy an I Stumble Less Than Biden Glass. Your nieces and nephews should stumble down the stairs. Not the men in your family. Papa Biden can barely put one foot in front of the other when walking, let alone one...

Buy a Head so Far Up China's A Glass. We used to think Jinping was the name of China’s national leader. Now we realize it’s the sound of Chinese money hitting Biden’s bank account. Jin-PING! Jin-PING! Jin-PING! No wonder Joe...

Grab a Funny My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass. At least the cat knows the difference between Meow Mix and Kibble. Biden doesn’t know his elbow from his asshole, a protest from a party, or a fraud from...

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Get a Joe Biden Sucks Finger Glass. Richard Nixon is famous for flashing his V-for-Victory peace signs. Donald J. Trump is famous for his mega-watt smile and muscular thumbs up. We think it’s high time to popularize two sky-high middle...

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