Buy a Quirky Hammer Clicking Glass.
Sure, no, yeah, we’re listening. Uh-huh. Keep talking, we’re not ignoring you. Just gotta fetch something from the back real quick. Ever seen one of these? It’s called a gun. This here is called the hammer. Hear that click. It’s getting kind of heard to hear your senseless liberal palaver…
The best drink for an old-fashioned conservative? An old-fashioned cocktail. Follow in the Founding Fathers’ footsteps, and drink from our USA-decorated Hammer Clicking glasses with a heavy base for a nice feel in your hand. The perfect gift for those conservative-minded friends.