Buy a Naughty Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass.
Your mama didn’t raise no stinking snowflake!
Life’s challenges are lessons that make us stronger. You survived them all; no seatbelts, toy guns, helmetless bike rides, and yes, even the dreaded wooden spoon. Extol the virtues of facing life head-on with this nostalgic design.
Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Wooden Spoon Survivor glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for the most red-blooded conservative of your friends.