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Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass

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Buy a Naughty Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass.

Your mama didn’t raise no stinking snowflake!

Life’s challenges are lessons that make us stronger. You survived them all; no seatbelts, toy guns, helmetless bike rides, and yes, even the dreaded wooden spoon. Extol the virtues of facing life head-on with this nostalgic design.

    Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Wooden Spoon Survivor glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for the most red-blooded conservative of your friends.

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    Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass

    Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass

    $14.99
    Pint
    Wine
    Whiskey