Grab a Naughty Deja Poo Glass. Somehow, you think, all of this noise and narrative seems familiar; all-too-familiar. That’s because it is; it’s the same noise that’s been coming from the swamp for the last 50 years. It is no...

Gift a Funny Common Sense Glass. Stupid should hurt. We’d have a lot more smart Americans if it did. After all, there’s a reason the author of the American classic, Common Sense, went by the name of Thomas Paine. Grab...

Gift a Naughty F Cancel Culture Glass. We offended you? F*$k you, get over it. We misgendered you? F*$k you, get over it. We hurt baby’s little feelings? F*$k you, get over it. We’re canceled? F*$k you, get over it....

Grab an Incredible Horrible Play Lincoln Glass. This one will drive humorless lefties to the brink of insanity (oh wait, that already happened). No doubt, they will spend countless hours fact-checking this sarcasm. But reasonable people can enjoy the humor...

Gift a Funny Straight Outta Facebook Jail Glass. Your friends and family have been wondering what happened to you. You disappeared, didn’t talk to them, didn’t reply to messages. They did not know you had been isolated by the FBG...

Buy a Unique Too Cool for British Rule Color Glass. How cool is George Washington? For conservative American patriots like us, his coolness is timeless. For lefties, anarchists, and socialists, the coolness of George Washington is confounding. Poke some fun...

Get a Naughty 333 Only Half Evil Glass. Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA decorated 333 Only Half Evil glasses are your go-to drinkware...

Fill a glass like a patriot. Drink one if by land, two if by sea—and three if you’re feeling like it’s a party. Our USA-decorated Screw U glasses are your go-to drinkware for outfitting your home bar or making the perfect gift for...

Grab an NSFW I'm so Irish even my Rooster is Green Glass. How Irish are you? You are Irish from head to toe and therefore allowed to crow  that you are so Irish, your cock is green  as a Shamrock,...

Gift a Naughty I Want You to Speak English Glass. Living in America is a dream of millions around the globe. We are generous to a fault (some call it stupid) with immigration and give more free stuff to illegal...

Gift an NSFW It's Like Watergate but with Morons - Color Glass. Liberal Mainstream Media and the rabid Democrats play the "Watergate" card over and over, claiming whatever President Trump did is as bad as Watergate, if not worse. Really,...

Get an Incredible I Don't Have A Short Temper Glass. Things are not always what they seem to be, especially in this age of the woke-joke. It can be frustrating and virtually impossible to have a reasonable conversation in such...