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What the hell? Suddenly you find yourself in Facebook Jail, no passing go, and no explanation. Never a reason, and most definitely never anything other than ideology. Like all good authoritarians, the little boy in the T-shirt will put you in the slammer simply because he can.
Mock that Zucker and toast to the mostly fair and honest dweeb.
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