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Morningwood Lumber Co Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2135-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-6 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Buy an NSFW Morningwood Lumber Co Glass. Morningwood holds a special place in many hearts and hands. This timeless wonder has been with us for ages, and competition is stiff among the great timbers that grow with the break of...

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Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2034-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-24 items)

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Buy a Naughty Wooden Spoon Survivor Glass. Your mama didn’t raise no stinking snowflake! Life’s challenges are lessons that make us stronger. You survived them all; no seatbelts, toy guns, helmetless bike rides, and yes, even the dreaded wooden spoon....

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Acquitted Forever 45 Glass
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SKU: PCWG-137C

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Gift a Special Acquitted Forever 45 Glass. What happens when there is a highly polarized impeachment? An acquittal.

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F#!K Putin Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2447-D

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PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Buy a Special F#!K Putin Glass. Putin is pure evil. Plain and simple. Former KGB. Nuclear fanatic. Oppressive tyrant. He was a Commie terrorist then, and he’s war criminal now. Fuck terrorists. Fuck Commies. Fuck evil. Fuck Putin. Fill a...

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Political Correctness aka Tyranny with a Happy Face Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2402-D

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Gift a Naughty Political Correctness aka Tyranny with a Happy Face Glass. You know what they said about Hitler? Oh, but he was such a lovely painter. And Stalin? Boy, you shoulda heard his singing voice. And what will they...

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My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass
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SKU: 2M102-2287-D

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Grab a Funny My Cat is Smarter Than Your President Glass. At least the cat knows the difference between Meow Mix and Kibble. Biden doesn’t know his elbow from his asshole, a protest from a party, or a fraud from...

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Veterans for Trump Soldier Glass
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SKU: PCWG-433

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PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Get an Incredible Veterans for Trump Soldier Glass. We owe everything to the brave warriors who protect our country, freedom, and way of life. Veterans know that President Trump has their back just like the rest of us do. He has...

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F Biden and F You for Voting for Him Glass
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SKU: 2M102-942-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-38 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

No more Mr. Nice Conservative. A conservative isn't someone who goes to bed early. A conservative isn't someone who minds his manners. A conservative isn't someone who does what he's told. A conservative knows what he believes, and knows when...

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Just So We're Clear Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2150-D

AVAILABILITY: In stock (-16 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Get a Unique Just So We're Clear Glass. TESTING. TESTING. Is this thing on? Just so you hear us loud and clear. In case we haven’t got your attention, maybe our rifles will. Try to take ‘em. We dare you....

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Anti Biden Pro America Flag Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2388-D

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PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Get an Incredible Anti Biden Pro America Flag Glass. We have passed the point of agreeing to disagree. We have passed the point of gentlemanly conduct between honorable equals. We must leave the lawyers in the lurch, and forget about...

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F Joe Biden Finger Glass
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SKU: 2M101-2383-D

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PRODUCT TYPE: Glassware

VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Buy an F Joe Biden Finger Glass. Richard Nixon is famous for flashing his V-for-Victory peace signs. Donald J. Trump is famous for his mega-watt smile and muscular thumbs up. We think it’s high time to popularize two sky-high middle...

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Chef Boy Are We Screwed Glass
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SKU: 2M101-8149-D

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VENDOR: Patriot's Cave

Get a Quirky Chef Boy Are We Screwed Glass. Joe Biden has cooked up a five-course-face-fuck for this country and he hasn’t even finished a first term. Bam! Now we’re cooking. Please, hold the dessert, America’s eaten enough shit already....

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