Patriotic Stocking Stuffers for 2020

Waking up Christmas morning to stockings overflowing with treats and gifts is a cherished memory for many. Finding fun and worthwhile gifts that fit in a sock can be a challenge. Fortunately, a large number of items here at Patriots Cave are both small enough for stocking stuffers, and cool enough to please anyone on your stocking stuffer gift list.

1. 2020 TP & Mask Wood Ornament

Deck the halls with Covid ornaments, fa, la, la, la, 2020 sucks.

This has been the most memorable year that no one will miss when it’s gone. Closeout this year of Wuhan Wackiness with a gift of our Christmas ornament commemorating two of the most significant conundrums of 2020; toilet paper and facemasks. Your friends and family will appreciate future Christmases all the more with this annual reminder. 

But wait, there’s more; check out all our ornaments here.

2. Blue Lives Matter Magnet

Need a stocking stuffer for your patriotic friends and family? Every law-abiding American citizen backs the blue, the brave men and women who put it all on the line for us every day.

This stunning 6” by 4” heavy-duty, indoor-outdoor, fade-resistant magnet features the Thin Blue Line Flag above Blue Lives Matter. These magnets make magnificent gifts; check out our entire collection and find stocking stuffers for everyone.

3. Patriots Cave Gift Card

We know that the vast selection of fun and patriotic gifts offered by Patriots Cave can be a bit overwhelming. So many great choices; it can be difficult to decide which one is perfect for that particular person. Fortunately, we understand your dilemma, stuff that stocking with a $25 Patriots Cave gift card. The beneficiary of your gift-giving wisdom will love their shopping trip.

4. 0% Liberal Button

Button up your holiday shopping with this bold proclamation that any conservative recipient will wear with pride. A real attention-getter, this 2¼” diameter pin back button is professionally made in the USA and encased in heavy plastic for protection.

Need more stocking stuffers? Check out all of our fun, high-quality buttons here.

5. USA Flag Pin

Surprise someone this Christmas with a stocking stuffer extraordinaire.

Our gorgeous, high-quality 24-carat gold-plated American flag pin is ¾” square with military-grade plating. It comes packaged in a heavy-duty red box with a gold presidential seal stamped on the top for a beautiful gift presentation. Every patriot on your list, young or old, man or woman, will adore your special gift. Get one for each of them.

6. Our Useless Governor Facemask

Do it, don’t do it, do it all the time, only do it when…; It seems the “experts” and elected “leaders” are anything but. One study says masks are critically important, and another says they make no difference. These Democrat governors have gone off the constitutional rails.

Give that certain someone this mask with a jab at the governor and their unique brand of tyrant. Find more masks here for your gift-giving needs.

7. Nothing but Crap NBC Wine Glass

Fake News, Narrative Networks, DNC Propaganda Platforms, whatever you want to call them, traditional media has abandoned its constitutional role.

Your conservative friends and family will absolutely love this stemless wine glass and its satirical jab at one of the worst offenders of the public trust. Stuff one of these babies into a stocking and watch the recipient burst into Christmas morning belly laughs.

8. Color Me Drunk: A Drinking and Drawing Activity Book

In much of America, this Christmas season will look a lot like the rest of 2020; lonely and locked down. With all that time being cooped up in the house, we thought that some type of fun distraction would be an excellent idea for a Christmas stocking stuffer.

Recently, adult coloring books have been trending; people seem to find it relieves stress. Well, what could be better for Christmas 2020 than an adult coloring book that is also a drinking game? For about 12 bucks, you can get this coloring/drinking combo in paperback or loose sheets.

Purchase one for yourself too and make sure you have all the appropriate Patriots Cave barware for game time.